The Little Theatre is in trouble. The membership has dwindled to four - the audiences aren't much bigger - and if they don't come up with some rent money soon, they're going to be thrown out. "There's only one thing that sells tickets these days" argues Gordon the Chairman. "Sex!". Thus begins the chaotic and hilarious build-up to an evening of extraordinary home-grown drama - 'Last Tango at the Little Theatre' - an evening the locals will never forget!
Gordon, Joyce, Margaret and Bernard are once again struggling to put together a production on a minimal budget. This time it's the annual Christmas pantomime, once again written by the Chairperson, Gordon. The predictably hilarious results involve a pantomime horse, a cat with no tail, some dodgy stage lights and a lot of bananas! The future of the beleagured society depends on the success of the 'Last Panto at the Little Theatre'.